FMLAL

[14:53] They Call Him Box: annnnnd Im listening to Pantera
[14:53] Box: that didnt take long
[14:53] me: ummmm
[14:53] me: you have a mission
[14:53] me: i’m taxing you RIGHT NOW
[14:54] Box: is it to jam pantera and own noobs at starcraft 2
[14:54] Box: because Im way ahead of you
[14:54] me: if i die in the next 10 years, when they walk out of the ceremony i need you to blast “walk” and hold a boom box up a la say anything.
[14:54] me: thank you.
[14:54] Box: DONE
[14:54] Box: seriously
[14:54] Box: I’ll do you one better
[14:54] Box: forget 10 years
[14:55] Box: whenevr you die, albeit 10 or 60 years from now
[14:55] Box: I’ll blast walk
[14:55] me: YUSSSSSS
[14:57] Box: god I love this song
[14:57] Box: talking about walk
[14:57] Box: man if I were like a troll
[14:57] Box: like a real one
[14:57] Box: and my job was to say grind bones all day
[14:58] Box: I would want to listen to this riff on repeat
[14:58] Box: all day
[14:58] Box: while grinding kid bones
[14:58] Box: or whatever trolls do
[14:58] Box: 9-5
[14:58] me:hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[14:11] Lawyer 2: have you ever been to (insert restaurant name)
[14:11] me: nope
[14:13] Lawyer 2: its ridiculously nice for 8$ chinese lunch
[14:13] Lawyer 2: i think its a money laundering operation
[14:13] me: conspiracy theorist
[14:26] Lawyer 2: lol
[14:26] Lawyer 2: there is a full size chariot
[14:27] Lawyer 2: andterra cotta soliers
[14:27] Lawyer 2: and ice sculptures
[14:27] me: i have that in my bathroom
[14:28] Lawyer 2: i dont think i could do my business with a full size terra cotta soldier in my bathrrom
[14:29] me: that sounds like a personal problem

[14:53] Regional Sales Manager: i need a smoke
[14:53] RSM: cough
[14:54] me: i dont have any
[14:54] me: we’ll have to both go into (co-worker)’s office
[14:54] me: and thieve them
[14:54] RSM: done
[14:54] me: i’ll distract her if you can get a clear target on those camels
[14:54] RSM: wait wait wait
[14:54] RSM: why dont i distract
[14:55] RSM: you snag
[14:56] me: you’re smaller

zoo media coordinator: will do
you goin to see kenny loggins?


writer: i forgot about that show


zmc: have you seen him before?


writer: nah


zmc: i wonder if hes still got it


writer: “it”


zmc: his dick

[15:42] me: i like it better when goals seem far-fetched 
[15:49] Web Designer: that’s what helen keller said

[14:40] me: the new moon is tonight?
[14:42] financial analyst: aw yiah it’s tonight! i was off a day woops! shouldnt have sacrificed that cat!